@everypatch

Patch your patches!

@everypatch is a Mastodon bot created by Crazypedia that checks to see what random patch is being applied to whatever random system on the current day, and is just confused and disappointed about it. The bot also generates a random set of server statistics.

Author notes that this bot went from idea to proof of concept in  just 30 minutes.

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